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Includes Anthology of Terror, Vol. 1 as well as “The Drifter’s Warning” and “In the Woods There Is No Law” singles.

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Run – Trailer 2 (Axeslasher Spot)

Posted by Daniel Mark Young on Monday, September 19, 2016

Check it out freaks! We’re coming at you with another spot on another Horror soundtrack that you won’t want to miss. You trusted us with DEATHGASM, and most of you found a new favorite movie. Trust us again, and keep an eye out for RUN, directed by Daniel Mark Young.

RUN will premiere 10/31/2016. Be on the lookout for it at Horror fests everywhere.

RUN was created by Viral Films UK.

RUN (2016) Official Poster

Beerphomet illustration by @kylebungadude. Brought to rotting life by #axeslasher and@indiemerchstore.

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I’ve had this song chambered for a while. I wanted to release it last year. But I’ve kept it under locks because I felt it would be opportunistic to release a song about killing cops at a time when cops erasing innocent black lives dominated the news cycle. I thought it poor taste. I thought I should save it for an ep and just let my anger subside.

But it keeps fucking happening. Innocent people slain by those sworn to protect them. It’s outrageous. It’s fucking disgusting. We should all be fucking pissed that no movement towards progress is being made on this front.

Fuck cops. If you’re a cop, Axeslasher doesn’t want you as a fan.

“In the Woods there is no Law” is a dual perspective narrative playing out form the POV of kids running from the cops and the cops chasing them. Unfortunately for Johnny law, our punk kids know of a horrifying secret in the woods and turn a fucked-up situation into a righteous cacophony of gore and viscera.

Im sick of cops killing innocent people.

This is a song about innocent people turning the tables and killing cops.

——– LYRICS ——–

Verse 1
5.0, cheese it! Here come the fucking cops
Lead them to the woods and watch the bodies drop
Up here, its close! Just past the gaping maw
Lose the cops cuz in the woods there is no fucking law!

Pre Chorus 1
Stick with me, i know this place, i’ve been inside before
A temple just for torture yeah an altar filled with gore
Well leave their bodies stuck here, trapped forevermore
When he’s done the world will know there is no fucking god

Chorus
Trapped here in these woods!
Where there is no Law!

Verse 2
Those kids, i saw them, they’re just around the bend
I think its about time we put their party to an end
We’ll rough em up and cuff em up just to lock em down
We’ll teach those punks a lesson for thrashing in our town!

Stick with me, i know this place, i’ve been here before
A scary place of torture yeah an altar filled with gore
Those kids they fucking lead us here knowing what’s in store!
We’ve got to run! Where’s the windows? Where’s the fucking door?

Chorus
Trapped here in these woods!
Where there is no Law!

Outro
[The wondrous sounds of cops being slaughtered by an undead, chainsaw wielding maniac]

Thanks to Gear Gods, Adrenaline PR, Doc Coyle, Jason Howden, and the rest of the DEATHGASM premier crew for putting up with my shit.

Pizza

Well, this is one for the history books. At least the ‘Slasher books, that is.

From the get go, one of the major goals of the band was to contribute to a horror movie in some way, shape, or form. After a couple of years screwing around with this thing called Axeslasher (good Satan thank you all for your support) I got an email from DEATHGASM director Jason Lei Howden saying he loved the band and would be honored to have our music in his upcoming metal horror comedy called “Deathgasm.”

I was excited, but wary. “How good could this movie be if someone is emailing us for music?” I thought, subscribing to the Groucho theory of never wanting to join a club that would have me as a member. I asked for a script and a few moments later received a 20 page treatment that was dripping with punk attitude, snarling like a metal warrior, and funny as all fuck. I immediately signed up and put all of my effort behind promoting our involvement in the movie.

Working with movies is strange. It’s really exciting followed but a shit ton of waiting. So much waiting that you honestly kind of wonder if it’s ever going to be seen by anyone! But such is Hollywood and our current distribution models. After what seemed like forever and a few negotiations for the soundtrack, DEATHGASM premiered on October 1, 2015 at the Cinemfamily theater as part of Spectrefest.

I fucking love this movie. And I know you will too. Frankly, if you don’t like this movie, you’re a poser.

Deathgasm is available in select theaters and VOD now. Rent it today!

Pizza

Deathgasm, the party movie of the year and most metal movie of all time, is out now in theaters and VOD.

Check out deathgasmthemovie.com for showtimes and VOD info. Rent it today, invite all your friends over, get rip-shit fucked-up and have a howling good time.

Quick note: I’ve been streaming on TWITCH lately and am really liking it. It feels like a dumb little talk show that I can also play video games during. That’s pretty win-win for me.

Follow me on twitch, I’m going to continue streaming games when I have time and desire. If you’re so inclined, add me on Xbox Live (GT: AXESLASHER666). I mostly stream / play shooters and beat ’em ups, so if you’re the kind of person that jerks it to high ELOs in League of Legends, my stream’s not for you.

If you’re the kind of person that likes inventive swearing and watching things explode, them I’m your huckleberry.

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