Anthology of Terror, Vol. 1

by Axeslasher

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"If disgustingly savage thrash is your bag, then Axeslasher tick all the known boxes. Their tongue-in-cheek song titles drip with a knowing edge and they have all the proverbial balls to back up their claims that they should “...be the soundtrack to a Tales from the Crypt reboot directed by Lloyd Kauffman.” Eat pizza and worship Satan indeed."
- Cheryl Prime, cvltnation.com

"Totally Axecellent" - Metalsucks.net

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"Anthology of Terror, Vol 1" was recorded at the Filth Chamber in Denver, CO and mixed and mastered by Patrick Bruss.

Drum tracks were recorded at the Filth Chamber Europe in Norway by Brynjar Helgetun.

credits

released 31 October 2013

Guitars and Vocals - Justin "Professor Pizza" Lascelle
Bass - Jake Kauffman
Drums - Brynjar Helgetun

Synth intro to "The Axeslasher" was written and recorded by Slasher Dave

Drums for "The Drifter's Warning" bonus track were recorded by Sherwood Webber at the Converse Rubber Tracks studio in Brooklyn, New York

All tracks mixed, mastered, and produced by Patrick Bruss

Cover art by Ken Sarafin

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Track Name: Invasion of the Babesnatchers
(solo Bruss)

Run for you lives because there's no hope left
Nothing can stop this galactic quest
Scorch the Earth into a smoldering mess
destroy what this cancer calls progress

The time / has come / To kill the humans / ready the death worms / tonight they fucking feast

We've come to take your babes away
to feed to our death worms
turn them into human meat sorbet
say your prayers and come to terms
the shaved apes on this planet earth
deserve to fucking burn
we're your cosmic destroyers
so take what you've earned

take up arms and prove your worth
this is your chance to save the planet earth
hit us with everything you've fucking ot
pray your aim is steady because you've gone one shot

The time / has come / To kill the humans / ready the death worms / tonight they fucking feast

You're not the first and you won't be the last
countless civilizations have been thrashed
you're out-powered in this battle
how does it feel to be our cattle?

The time / has come / To kill the humans / ready the death worms / tonight they fucking feast
Track Name: Woodland Tortuary
Welcome!
To endless pain
trapped forever in your tomb bloodstained
shallow grave, lousy with vermin

FEASTING ON YOU

SKIN!
Ripped from the bone
A life forgotten; forever unknown
Covered in maggots. surrounded by flies

FEASTING ON YOU

Paralyzed!
As the shock sets in
another trophy of bone and skin
your worthless life, lost forever

FEASTING UPON YOU

There was a, uh, a toolshed. It had all the regular tools


The whir of the saw
the buzz of the drill
there's no limit to the people I'll kill
There's a paranormal urge driving this thrill

FEASTING ON YOU

I've flipped the script and the virgins die first
only sinners are safe from the Axeslashers curse
your life ends at the end of this verse

FEASTING ON YOU

No escape from the woodland tortuary
Death by jigsaw surgery
Track Name: The Axeslasher
Blue Mist
Infects the air
Disturbing the spirits that inhabit here
Out for blood and fueled by terror

HE RISES IN THE NIGHT

Mountain town
stricken by horror
haunted forever by life taken in error
Sins of the father paid in blood of the son

HE RISES IN THE NIGHT

Begging, pleading, screaming at the sky
Praying to a god that can't save you

The drifter warned you that the legend was true
the streets will run red with blood when I'm through
nothing left but killing to do!

HE RISES IN THE NIGHT

Lock the doors and windows tight
No defense from the specter's might
Everybody fucking dies tonight!

HE RISES IN THE NIGHT

Begging, pleading, screaming at the sky
Praying to a god that can't save you

(Solo Lascelle)

I'll always fucking haunt you
From beyond the grave

Begging, pleading, screaming at the sky
Praying to a god that can't save you
Track Name: Order of the Coven
In this pitch black night
her grasp tightens
as his soul further rots
His might lays shattered
cracked and broken by her icy breath

An ancient evil spreads across our chosen land
We must answer this call as more than men

We can't bring ourselves to believe
inside such enchanting beauty
lies horror and untold agony

WITH EACH SOUL THE COVEN GROWS STRONGER

Grab your torches sharpen up your blades
Time to face the monster that they made
Cemeteries shall be set ablaze

WITH EACH SOUL THE COVEN GROWS STRONGER

Unfamiliar evil meet your might
no screams of horror from us in this fight
The witches will burn by the break light

WITH EACH SOUL THE COVEN GROWS STRONGER

(Solo Lascelle)

Burn
Burn the witch
Burn the witch
On the pyre of flaming brooms

Burn the witch
Burn the witch
On the pyre of flaming brooms

(Solo Bruss)

Burn
Burn the witch
Burn the witch
On the pyre of flaming brooms

(Solo Lascelle)