If it’s Halloween, then that means new Axeslasher.
Boils, Ghouls, Theirwolves, and Thempires - we wish to interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to announce our new single: BOOMER ENTOMBER.
Tired of Boomers insulting your work ethic while sitting on an ass the size of an 80s Buick? Have you heard ‘I put myself through college by waiting tables’ enough for five lifetimes? Can’t buy a house because your local Boomers own 3 a piece? Then you need the BOOMER ENTOMBER from Axeslasher. It slices, it dices, and it eliminates boomers at fair prices.
BOOMER ENTOMBER, the newest single from AXESLASHER is now available on Bandcamp. Blast it tonight at Trick R’ Treaters, and then again tomorrow at work to drown out that annoying Boomer that you work with.
BOOMER ENTOMBER is now available on Bandcamp. Coming to streaming services soon.
Lyrics
Riding vanguard with Famine Death and War
Spawning a wake of viscera and gore
Collecting the debt for existence ruled by greed
Corpses crack and snap beneath our mighty steeds
Bewitched by the instinct to consume
Summoning the bearer of your doom
The streets are lined with trophies from our strike
Wheezing gasps, met with laughs, erect another pike
Cosmic vengeance, the banner that we fly
Atonement preposterous, fear our battle cry
NOW!
Clear the way
Blood will spray
Time to pay
THE BOO-MER
Ending your reign
Inflicting pain
EN-TOMB-ER
Roiling with hate
Death seals your fate
The BOO-MER
EN-TOMB-ER
Pupils dilate as you drown upon dry land
Begging for forgiveness at the wrath of fate's hand
Asphyxiate, annihilate, wailing as your chest deflates
Departure without mourning as we seal your unmarked tomb
MEET YOUR DOOM!
Bloodshed exquisite, bodies piled high
Fetid atmosphere as their insides liquify
Remains, interred, deep inside the ground
Pardoned, rejoice, a new magnate is crowned
Bewitched by the instinct to consume
Gilded cage becomes your final tomb
Clear the way
Blood will spray
Time to pay
THE BOO-MER
Ending your reign
Inflicting pain
EN-TOMB-ER
Roiling with hate
Death seals your fate
Credits
Directed by: Professor Pizza
Written by: Dr. Grind, Dr. Barbaric, Professor Pizza, Lord Guillotine
Performed by: Axeslasher
Engineered by: Professor Pizza, Dr. Barbaric, Lord Guillotine
Produced, Mixed, and Mastered by: Professor Pizza
Released: October 31, 2021